A new Corsair, and its wandering key.

So the replacement arrived. I opened it. Within seconds, what the!? The sound mute toggle key’s missing! Oh good grief, not again. Closer look, oh there it was lying next to the NumLock key! So I took a photo, and suddenly discovered an appreciation for all those ‘silly’ unboxing videos. Maybe they are not so silly as the process could end up being the only proof that you really did receive an item that wasn’t quite what it was meant to be after you break open the seals and have a look inside. But it takes time, which I would rather not waste even more of.

Click HERE to see the full sized picture.

I picked the key up and pressed into place, and it clicked in firmly. There appears to be no easy way to displace it once it’s in, as it’s one of the non-mechanical keys that are not backlit, and hence not meant to be removable either. Basically their key pressing employee or robot just didn’t push it in hard enough.

So all that was left to do was to pack up the old one and take it the Collect + connected (or not as was the case the last and first time I went down) newsagents around the corner. I know the guys quite well, and they scanned it with their bar code reader, and we waited with baited breath, it’s a bit hit a miss apparently. But it worked, hurrah, no need to bike or car the mile down to the next nearest one.

So very nice of Amazon to provide an ‘in-place’ replacement, the only thing that could go wrong is that they don’t receive the one I sent today, and charge me for it. However all shouldn’t have happened in the first place. I do feel a bit sorry for them, as the postage costs will eat into their retail margin, which is great, but they make a huge amount of money on volume to more than compensate for it. Corsair though really needs to pay attention to their quality assurance, I hope the keyboard lasts, at £95, it better had.

Am I unlucky or what? The Corsair K90 Keyboard.

OK, after what seems like a year of indecisiveness, watching on eBay, looking at alternatives etc. I finally bought a Corsair K90 Keyboard, my first 'contemporary' mechanical key switched keyboard. I did once have an Dell mechanical one, about 10 years ago, and it was good, but the keys were so hard to press, it tired out my hands typing on it! Sold it on eBay to a Swede in the end.

So the K90, when I first saw pictures of it, it was a dream come true, you see, I hate wrist rests, and like my keyboard's front lip to be as low as possible. This appeared to have a really low lip, and keys that were directly set into the base, no bezel type surround. So obsessed was I with lip height, that I looked at large photos, watched videos and even Googled 'lip height k90' etc. but alas, no one talked of the lip, that I could find.

However it was £100! Ouch! Now a friend’s wife once said to me, your relationship with keyboards is the same as the one that women have with handbags. I put my hands up and said, guilty as charged. My children get the hand me downs, so they have the Saitek Eclipse, the Eclipse 2, and the totally ostentatious Cyborg V5. I loved the latter but gave it up when I did a typing test and found that I made fewer mistakes on current, prior to the K90, keyboard.

I have a 2 Mac keyboards (there is a Mac mini to go with them, though one of the keyboards was used with a PC for a while, more on that another time) and my main keyboard, the Alienware Tactx keyboard. I like the latter because you can go do funky backlight colours, and that the keys have outlines on their top edge that also illuminate. It has good key action too, so great for typing on. However disaster struck, a cup of coffee, or rather its contents distributed around the keyboard, made its cursor left key unresponsive. I preformed some surgery and fixed it, but it was a fudge. With certain devices, such as my laptop, it doesn't work, with others it does (probably due to the wiring I rearranged inside, to compensate for where the membrane was damaged). If it wasn't for the coffee, no new keyboard was needed.

So why wait for months to buy one? Because I couldn't try a K90 anywhere in Manchester. The nearest one was in Bolton. I did try the CM Quick-fire in a shop last week, and thought, wow, must go mechanical! In fact I wanted to buy it there and then, but it had a big fat lip!

So I did it, bought one on Amazon for £95, ouch. Turns up in the morn, and I open it up, it's really compact, and wow, the lip is so low! Fantastic. I type on it, and it doesn't seem that amazing, not as good as the CM Quick-fire did. However when I plugged it in, any doubts were swept away, this is the business.

Some seven hours later I showed my wife the blue backlight, she had an interest, as she had tired of my trying to get a cheap on off eBay and was relieved to see me buy one, eventually. And then I noticed it.

 

 Click HERE to see a larger version.

 Click HERE to see a larger version.

The backlight behind the cursor up key was off. Strange. So I pulled the key top off to confirm. Yup it's dead. I give it a wiggle, oh please work, please not another return. But it's dead Jim, no sign of life. Head over to Corsair.com and updated the firmware (yes a keyboard with updatable firmware). Still no sign. So that's it, a few day before I was going to take it aboard with me, it's defective on arrival.

Booked it in with Amazon, who will apparently send me a replacement and expect the current  one to be returned in the next 30 days, though this was not explicitly clear. So I've printed off the labels etc. to send it off.

Sigh.

Update.

I checked on-line and yes, there is a replacement due to arrive tomorrow. However on plugging the keyboard in again, the light started to work. Oh no! A restocking fee and postage cost will now be charged. However a few minutes later, it started to flicker, I started to make a video, and eventually it died again. Phew.

The 'Good' HP Envy experince... update.

Yes, I never did follow up, for the one or two people who read the blog, as to what happened with HP. Basically, it went well.

Remember as I didn't have 'premium' support, I was required to call them. So when back home in the UK, I rang them. Initially, UK call centre, British lady, who wanted to go through all the basics, have you plugged it in etc. I went along, briefly, and then became a little short, pulled the 'tech' rank on her per say. 'Look I build my own PC's and worked in IT, can we not go through this', type of thing. The Blu-ray drive is dead, completely. She then, rather unexpectedly, decided that I can be put through to 'premium support'. Sounds good I thought. Now I was through to chap who was clearly, abroad, probably Indian, and yes so was probably the Google weirdo e-mailing me. The chap had one very odd Indian accent, but he was perfectly legible, and didn't patronise me one bit. He went through some Q & A's which he said were mandatory, and within a few minutes he had booked a collection. Impressive.

A few days later a delivery, rather collection, man turned to collect it, he had a big padded box into which I was meant to place it. It was quite a sturdy nice looking box, but I wasn't quite ready!

Drat, I had to delete some personal stuff of it sharpish, and no time to wipe the free space. My fault, should have been better prepared, or better still, should have had a small hard drive on standby to place in the machine with a restore from the system discs on it.

The chap really was on a tight schedule gave me minutes within which to do this, and at one point threatened to leave, but I completed what I could in time and gave it him.

It was returned about 10 days later, which wasn't the quickest of service, but as it is not my main machine, tolerable under the circumstances.

So it all works fine, the track pad is a nuisance as ever, if I install the Windows update version (I must remember to hide that some time!) it goes epileptic again. Then I have to install the Synaptics one, and reset it to its default settings too. But the right click is still a pain; it has to be quite near the bottom edge to work, pain, and total pain. Having been through that Synaptic's bloated setting programs, I couldn't find where to change the zone areas, that I was sure I had seen before, I will look at it again some time when I'm using it and don't have a mouse handy, that I nearly always do.

Oh one fly in the ointment, the HP report claimed that they found no evidence that it scratched discs, despite my having a few of them, as photographed in the original blog entry. Naughty naughty, not admitting it so that they wouldn't have to pay out a possible claim for damaged software discs. Or  was the laser head somehow better positioned not to scratch discs by the time it reached them? No idea.

My Google ‘Wallet/Play/Checkout/Whatever’ account ‘experience’

So what a fantastic blog, a whole year, and no entries! So without further ado, here’s my Google ‘Wallet/Play/Checkout/Whatever’ account ‘experience’. I initially opened a Google Checkout account over seven years ago, and used it time to time, most recently to buy Android Apps.

So how did it start to go wrong?

I tried to buy a book like app, for 80p, that revealed that my credit card had expired. So I put a different credit card on. Tried to buy it again, but it was rejected.

A few hours later I get an e-mail, allegedly from Google, badly written with simple spelling mistakes. Oh, obviously I’ve not put my real name in, I mean Great Furby, really? Though I DO own the frubian@gmail.com address, it’s not my personal Google one.

From: Checkout Compliance [mailto:checkout-compliance@google.com]
Sent: 03 June 2012 05:20 AM
To: furbian@gmail.com
Subject: [#1042226094] Your Google Checkout Account

Hello,

During a recent review of your Google Checkout account, we were unable to verify th information of "Great Furby"

As a result, your account has been temporarily suspended and you will be unable to place orders. In order to resolve this situation, please provide us with the requested information within 3 business days by filling out this form https://checkout.google.com/support/sell/bin/request.py?contact_type=verification_gmri

Please note that failure to provide us with the requested documentation may result in account closure.

Yours Sincerely,

The Google Checkout Team

The link asks for proof of ID, i.e. my passport and proof of address, a bank statement. It has a threat of ‘account closure’ (it was already disabled!) and a ‘3 business days’ time limit. It looked no different to a fraudulent phishing attempt e-mail, although the URL given in it looked OK, I could not get to the same URL if I logged into my Wallet account and then tried to reach it. Besides the whole “we were unable to verify th information” isn’t true, my card had expired, and it was pretty much verified for the best part of a decade, so why not be a bit more truthful about what’s wrong? So I ignored it.  But I was perplexed, how on earth was the timing so good, that I get this odd e-mail, so soon after a failed purchase, had my e-mail been hacked? Are my Google/Android purchases being intercepted?

Next I updated the expiry date on initial credit card that had expired, but it was still rejected. Now I wanted to complain, but there’s no phone number, no e-mail, just a bunch of Q&A’s which lead to an answer which is always that it’s your card issuer, it can never be ‘us’. There’s no mention in ANY Q&A, and or FAQ’s saying that ‘oh we might want to see your passport and credit card bills’.

So  I just used a different ‘issue’ type so at least I can get a form up to fill and send to them. I received a ticket number on the 8^th, and then waited. Four days went by, nothing. So I created another ‘issue’ in the same manner.

Then at last, an e-mail, the issue number was there, fantastic, but the e-mail itself, well see for yourself.

From: Google Wallet Support [mailto:wallet-support@google.com]
Sent: 12 June 2012 03:27 AM
To: furbian@gmail.com
Subject: Re: [#1048299504] Google Wallet Payment and Delivery Information

Hello,

We understand you have a question about accepted payment methods and we think the information below will be useful. 

For information regarding accepted payment methods, please visit

https://www.google.com/support/wallet/bin/answer.py?hl=en&answer=105916

If this information did not address your question, please feel free to reply to this email and we'll gladly assist. 

Sincerely,

The Google Wallet Team

Very useful, so I replied in kind.

From: Great Furby <furbian@gmail.com>

Subject: RE: [#1048299504] Google Wallet Payment and Delivery Information

Date: Wed, 13 Jun 2012 01:34:00 +0100

No it does not help one bit. My bank, rather banks, as I have tried to use several different cards, all in good standing, have confirmed that YOU are rejecting the payments that the bank has authorised, for example:-

"In response to your query, I have looked into your credit card account and

 I am able to see that the transactions to Google were approved by Santander.

The merchant was returning the amounts back into your account. I have

checked you account and there are no blocks or restrictions on your account.

If you do have any further queries, please do not hesitate to send us another message, or alternatively you can contact our card services team at your earliest convenience on 0845 602 1582 and any of our advisors will be able to assist you further.

Kind Regards,

Santander Customer Services "

In support of Google, even Santander have dropped a little clanger in there, “you” instead of “yours”, but is doesn’t quite match what Google had sent, and was only readable in their own secure website. So Google replied:-

From: Checkout Compliance [mailto:checkout-compliance@google.com]
Sent: 16 June 2012 05:14 AM
To: Great Furby

Subject: Re: [#1048299504] Your Google Checkout Account

Hello Furbian,

Thanks for your email.

However, we were still unable to verify your information.

As a result, your account has been temporarily suspended and you will be unable to place orders. In order to resolve this situation, please provide us with the requested information of "Great Furby" within 3 business days by filling out this form https://checkout.google.com/support/sell/bin/request.py?contact_type=verification_gmri

Please note that failure to provide us with the requested documentation may result in account closure.

If you have any additional questions, please reply to this email and I'll be happy to help.

Sincerely,

The Google Wallet Team

Why am I receiving an email from Google Wallet?

Google Checkout is now part of Google Wallet. Checkout users can now manage their accounts at http://wallet.google.com/manage. To find out more about this transition, visit

http://www.google.com/support/wallet/bin/answer.py?answer=1691527

Again, the usual phishing attempt e-mail type, with threat a of account closure, and suspension, again, on an account, that, wait for it, I couldn’t make payments from anyway and the appalling English “your information”, OK, next sentence “the information of”. Grief. Part of me was thinking, well it’s them, but then I thought, Google, the multibillion dollar giant, working for whom requires one to go through 11 interviews, yes I knew someone who does work them, cannot be producing this. Is this a rouge employee in call centre, in the country that is the mother of all call centres trying to get documents for himself or herself, I thought? Why did I think it came from this ‘country’ because the grammar was structured as if written by someone from there, I am quite familiar with the cringe worthy, “Please be informed..” type of English they use. What followed was quite self-explanatory.

So time to ask some questions, and let them know that I’m not comfortable sending them “the information of”...

From: Great Furby [mailto:Furbian@gmail.com]
Sent: 16 June 2012 06:42 AM
To: 'Checkout Compliance'
Subject: RE: [#1048299504] Your Google Checkout Account

Dear Google or phishing artist,

You do realise that the last messages you sent like this looked exactly like spam phishing e-mail, it even had spelling mistakes in it, e.g. " verify th information of "Great Furby""

A multi-billion dollar company sending out e-mails asking for your personal details that haven't even been spell checked, never mind having a grammar check? Doesn't seem likely.

Even this message is badly written and vague, e.g. " However, we were still unable to verify your information." Which 'information' needs to be verified? Then you say ".. us with the requested information of "Great Furby" within...", first you address me as 'you' then as "Great Furby", not very consistent is it?

So if I don't give you ALL of my personal details (what you are asking for is sufficient for a criminal to steal my identity with) you will close my account within three days, please explains the ramifications of this. What happens to my Android applications, ones that I have purchased? Do you steal them back?

I've had google checkout account since before 2008, what has prompted this extra need for information all of a sudden, just because I tried to make a purchase for 80p?

Is this a phishing attempt to steal my identity? My bank card statement, has the exact card details and address you already have. So why do you need a printed copy of it? Is it really going to google 'wallet', or google 'checkout'. Again no consistency, or do you use both names interchangeably? Why is it that when I log into my google wallet account, are no issues highlighted there, no warnings, no threat of account closure, no poor grammar, no spelling mistakes?

How come a company regulated by the FSA in the UK can requested driving license and/or a passport to be faxed outside not only the UK, but outside Europe, to what looks like a US, Californian number? Yet there is no phone contact in any of the e-mails you have sent?

I need clear answers to these to questions before I give out details that could easily be used to steal my identity.

The web page your e-mail directs to states " Google Checkout was unable to verify the account information you provided during the sign-up process". However the account only went through the "sign-up process" over five years ago, the only recent change was the addition of a credit card, and the updating of two expired cards. Doesn't quite add up.

If you cannot, or will not answers these questions, I will make a complaint to the Financial Ombudsman, using the enclosed form.

OK, it was typed in anger and haste, even I’ve manged two typos, then again, I don’t work for a multibillion dollar company. But still I felt that I had posed perfectly valid questions.

Then I got this in return:-

From: Checkout Compliance [mailto:checkout-compliance@google.com]

Sent: 16 June 2012 03:19 PM

To: Great Furby

Subject: Re: [#1048299504] Your Google Checkout Account

Hello Furbian,

Thanks for your email.But Unfortunately, we were unable to verify the information of "Great Furby".

In order to complete the verification process, we would request that you send copies of the requested documents, and we also promise that the documents you will send us will be secure and confidential. Please note that after you send the requested documents only, we will be able to make necessary changes in your account.

We appreciate your cooperation and apologize for any inconvenience caused.

As a result, your account has been temporarily suspended and you will be unable to place orders. In order to resolve this situation, please provide us with the requested information within 3 business days by filling out this form https://checkout.google.com/support/sell/bin/request.py?contact_type=verification_gmri

Please note that failure to provide us with the requested documentation may result in account closure.

Yours Sincerely,

The Google Checkout Team

It was looking as if someone in the call/processing centre was doing this for fun. Wouldn’t someone at Google would ‘click’, “grief that junior moron sent an e-mail THAT badly written, let’s say sorry and sent a correct one, and reassure the guy”. So it was time to get my ‘issues’ out in the open.

From: Great Furby [mailto:Furbian@gmail.com]
Sent: 16 June 2012 04:14 PM
To: 'Checkout Compliance'
Subject: RE: [#1048299504] Your Google Checkout Account

Dear Google/Fraudster,

Again, a billion dollar company, allegedly, sends another e-mail that is littered with poor grammar, i.e. written by someone who doesn't even know how to put one sentence together properly, e.g. " email. But" is clearly mean to be "e-mail, but", the comma isn't strictly needed. Again I must ask are you some scam artist trying to pull a phishing attempt? You haven't denied it have you?

So you can't write basic English, and yet I should just trust you with my documents because you say so? Would you send your information on the basis of badly written e-mails?

Also again you makes vague threats of account closure, that not handing over my details may result in account closure', be more specific. Again you don't specify what happens with my Android purchases. Life is far easier with Apple I may have made the mistake of buying an Android based phone, but I still own iPad's. There too my card expired, and I had to update my card expiry and CVV number, no problems there.

If you really are the " Google Checkout Team" it seems astonishing that you are running a global business is such a poor manner.

I'll ask again for a phone number, if you want my 'details' I want to speak to someone about it.

If you don't answer my questions, I'm making a complaint to the Financial Services Authority (FSA), you can ignore my questions, but you won't be able ignore theirs.

This exchange is worthy of a blog "The Android/Google Wallet experience".

Regards,

Great Furby

BSc. (Hons.) MSc.

Like a broken record player (to young 'uns out there, these are big round discs that have music scratched onto them, when they go wrong, the same bit of the music plays back again and again, a bit like what Google were telling me), I received more of the same.

From: Checkout Compliance [mailto:checkout-compliance@google.com]

Sent: 17 June 2012 07:04 AM

To: Great Furby

Subject: Re: [#1048299504] Your Google Checkout Account

Hello,

Thanks for your e-mail and sorry for the inconvenience caused.

However during our recent review of your account we found that your Google wallet account needs to be verified to comply Google policies, we focus on providing a positive user experience while placing orders online. Hence kindly provide us requested documents to validate your Google wallet account.

In addition, at this time, we don't offer phone support for Google Payments. If you have specific questions, please reply to this email, and we'll be happy to help you.

We look forward to providing additional support options in the future.

To review frequently asked questions about Google Payments, you can also visit the Merchant Help Center at https://groups.google.com/a/googleproductforums.com/forum/#!forum/checkout-merchant.

Note: Google Payments includes seller payment solutions such as Google Checkout and In-App Payments. In the future, you’ll start seeing your Checkout account referred to as a Google Payments account.

If you have additional questions, please visit our Help Center at http://checkout.google.com/support/sell/

Sincerely,

The Google Checkout Team

If anything it appeared that the chap/chapess was actually quite keen to get my ‘details’ and ‘information’, more the behaviour of a con artist than a multibillion dollar American company. So again, more specifics from me.

From: Great Furby [mailto:Furbian@gmail.com]
Sent: 17 June 2012 03:16 PM
To: 'Checkout Compliance'
Subject: RE: [#1048299504] Your Google Checkout Account

Again, another badly worded e-mail asking me for 'details' that would allow someone to apply for credit cards in my name with ease. I am again expect to believe that someone who can't write basic English sentences properly works for Google.

Some examples:-

"comply Google policies", I think you meant "comply with Google policies".

"provide us requested documents ", probably meant "provide us the requested documents", unless there's only one set of documents in the whole world.

For the THIRD time, what happens to my Android applications? Answer this one simple question, if you can, or rather if these e-mails are genuinely from Google.

Anyway, as you have refused to answer my questions, a complaint to the FSA will determine whether this is a phishing attempt or if Google really is expecting us to use a prepaid on-line service that it runs so appallingly that it can't even employ people who can write English.

Then, their final word on the subject, forget the warning, 'there, were doing it now because you asked too many questions, and we’ll continue to communicating in what we consider is correct English, or should that be, “What we are thinking is being the correct English”.'

Hello,

Thank you for your mail,

During a recent review of your Google Checkout account, we were unable to verify your information and also had requested for the Documents. As a result, your account has been suspended and you will be unable to place orders.

In order to resolve this situation, please provide us with the requested information within 3 business days by filling out this form https://checkout.google.com/support/sell/bin/request.py?contact_type=verification_gmri

Yours Sincerely,

The Google Checkout Team

Oh come on, now you’re asking for it, even more mistakes, I just had to let them know.

From: Great Furby [mailto:Furbian@gmail.com]
Sent: 17 June 2012 09:49 PM
To: 'Checkout Compliance'
Subject: RE: [#1048299504] Your Google Checkout Account

How about answering some of my concerns about why I'm being sent e-mail, apparently from 'google' that have simple mistakes a ten year would be able to spot?

Anyway, keep your 'Google Checkout account', I don't really need it, as Android allows the installing of unsigned code, I can get what I need elsewhere, and I've paying for goods and services using Paypal for years, as most vendors don't accept Google Checkout, judging by your e-mails, I can see why.

It seems odd how your requests seem genuine, but are so amateurishly written, they seem like scam. Maybe you’re a google employee who's stealing details for him/herself? Seems rational considering the way the e-mails have been written.

" had requested for the Documents", wow, "requested for"? A tip for free, the 'for' shouldn't be there. A capital 'D' for 'Documents', in the middle of the sentence?

As for the account being suspended, it was already blocked in the first place! Oh but you have extra levels of blocking, and this is super doper, double triple, blocking.

So purely out of spite, i.e. we won’t answer any of your questions, and we don’t like being told that we can’t string a sentence together in correct English and/or we don’t’ like being asked such question, they didn’t bother waiting for 3 days to super disable the account, they blocked the account from even attempting a purchase soon afterwards, no warning, no nothing.  The message appeared to be, there we did it, and there’s nothing you can do about it. So there was a super/ultra-locking they could do after all, not that it made any real difference.

Complaining to the FSA, well you can’t, you complain to the financial ombudsman, and that’s done using a form, that appears to be ‘settle a claim for money’ type of affair. Not very useful. I might do it, I might not.

Well we have 4 Android phones in the house all linked to my account. What did I do? Something I really wanted to avoid, turn on the setting to allow code from ‘unknown sources’, and ‘obtained’ a few apps for the sake of being able to do so. Two wrongs don’t make a right, but I will not provide enough details for someone to commit identify fraud to anyone who writes such poor e-mails, I can’t trust them as it stands.

Even the ‘we’re regulated by the FSA’ notice has a problem, the URL they give you, i.e. 'regulated by the Financial Services Authority' is a dead link that goes back to a Google page.

Way to go Google! I was looking at some Android tablet reviews lately, maybe we could replace one of the iPad’s with one, or add one to the household. Fat chance of that now. It’s only a few sales, and I doubt Google would give a ….

Late addendum, I can a be total sucker for punishment, their new Nexus tablet thing, looked cheap, and I thought why not buy and try, if I don't like it, easy to sell it off cheaply if done quickly. Oh you can pre-order it, and how to you pay for it? Oh that's right, only one payment option...

Item	Price
Nexus 7 (8GB) - The first tablet from Google. Thin, light, and designed for Google Play.	UK£159.00
Shipping (Two Day Shipping):	UK£9.99
Total:	UK£168.99
(includes VAT UK£28.16)

Your account is not available at this time. Please contact our support team to resolve the issue.

Pay with:

VISA xxx-yyyy

Final irony, this is hosted by Google, so they could kill it I suppose, c'est la vie.

Yes, I've been away...

... but I'm back. Yes lots to do, i.e. write up, for something that not many may read, at all.



Brief update on the 'gear' front.


Despite going on in my introduction, that I didn't like Android, well I still quite like it, for reasons I will go into later, but my iPhone 4 is about to replaced with a Motorola Atrix, it has been a baptism of fire. But I'll probably stick with it, because, well, it's cheap as chips, fast, and gives me a nice large iPhone rivalling screen.


The HP Envy has been serviced by HP, after a brief song and dance, but it's OK now. Not fully tested the drive yet, i.e. it plays DVD's now, but will cope with a blue-ray disc? Answer shortly.

The HP Envy 17, a 17" 'Desktop Replacement' Laptop

ITS STATUS : Blu-Ray drive dead within 3 months.

MY STATUS : Still love it, just can't use any discs. I.e. have to ask Mrs. with her cheap laptop, 'Excuse me, can I use your little machine as my high performance laptop can't read any discs'.

So this is, my current main laptop.

Quick Spec:-

Intel i7 (better than my desktops' i5)

ATI Radeon HD 5850 (my desktop has a Radeon 6850, upgraded from a 5770 only a few weeks before)

Toshiba 500GB 7200 rpm Hard drive. (Good, but no match for my desktops' SSD)

Full 1080p (1920 x 1080) LCD. (Lovely, crisp and sharp and even)

Beats audio speakers (Is the Beats for 'Beats me what so special about them?' good, but not amazing.)

4GB of RAM. (Enough for me.) 

A Blu-Ray Drive (nice to have, but not essential, why watch Blu-ray on laptop over a large plasma?)



A pair of pictures, just to give and idea of appearance.

From Furbian's 'stuff should just work' Blog

Click HERE for larger version

From Furbian's 'stuff should just work' Blog

Click HERE for larger version

It a lovely piece of kit, the metallic patterned surface is in effect scratch proof, and feels great. The Backlit Keyboard is fantastic, despite having reduced the cursor up and down keys.

The touchpad is a bit of peculiar fellow. Using the latest Synaptics driver renders it virtually unusable, but the much older HP supplied driver (which looks like a Synaptics driver with no trace of HP's branding on it) works better. But it's still not perfect, trying to get the chiral (vertical and horizontal) scrolling to work can be hit and miss, i.e. you put your finger at the right hand hedge expecting the window to scroll, but it moves the mouse pointer instead. Sometimes it can take three attempts. This borders on being unacceptable, but I can live with it, as I hardly use a touchpad, I'm a mouse man.

Oh StarDock, I used to like you.. 

The Stardock stuff included for free, well I couldn't get it setup how I like my desktop to be. Now I saw some of the themes, and they looked quite pretty, so I tried to download one, dead link. Tried googling and then try to download the so-called free for HP users themes, no luck. Was the deal between StarDock and HP called off?
 

Then came my own deal breaker, I installed Firefox, and found that the fonts were messing up on web pages. Oh great time to start messing with drivers again, argh! Then I tried something else, make another user account, and this time refuse the HP/Stardock theme. Problem solved. I made a new account, because I couldn't find a way to turn off the StarDock theme on the initial account. I know it sounds like I'm some dense idiot who can't work out how StarDock works, but I assure you I'm not that bad, I used to write assembler for goodness sake, and this desktop enhancement made feel an idiot!

The left hand edge became too hot to hold when running Half Life Episode 2 (full details on, 1080p resolution). But I hardly noticed it when playing, as one tends to keep their hands on the keyboard and mouse when playing a game and not feel it all over to constantly checking for temperature variations, and it ran well. Very well.

As for the Beats Audio factor, I've read elsewhere that apparently you need to buy their mega expensive Beast Audio Headphones to get the most out of them. Curious, I have a pair of mega expensive (gifted, I would never pay THAT sort of money for headphones) Bose headphones, so it sounds good because of the Bose or Beats Audio, or both?

Now some 'history'.

I wasn't going to buy a laptop, but I was going abroad with the family for an extended stay, so thought of taking my Acer 8920G 18" laptop, which has a dead sound chip and screen (yes, now THAT's what you call a good laptop, dumb and blind) and use it with a cheap monitor. I planned a family trip to a Curry's outlet store, so that the children could pick their own iPad skins, the cheap ones I had bought on eBay were useless. However as soon as I walked in, I saw the HP Envy, and though, hello, this looks interesting. I read the spec card, and picked it up, I knew I wanted this. So I asked my wife to keep her hand on it to ensure no one else would grab it. Some others were beginning to show interest. I managed get a ladies attention, who took the display card off me and went away for quite some time, whilst my wife and I 'crowded' the laptop. Even though it was refurbished too, the last HP laptop I bought some six years ago came as a full retail pack, manuals, warranty info etc. This time it was given in a box, loose, with the charger, that was it. It felt a bit odd, but it was a good buy, so I paid for it, and took it home, all the while thinking that it has been an age since I made a semi-impulse purchase like this. Semi, because the specs were good and so was the price. My wife was relieved that I wouldn't try to struggle with the Acer or take the gubbins out of my desktop (motherboard, graphics card etc.) and then rebuild it in a cheap case at the destination as I used to years before... Worth mentioning that it did come in a 'first use' state, and went through the first set-up process, took 5 DVD's to do a system backup.

The Trip.

Well I was being parted from my desktop for a while, and as it has a rather similar spec to my Envy, so I thought, why not just put my 160 GB Intel SSD (backed up of course!) into the Envy, and see how it copes? Apart from the wireless LAN driver, and the hibernate option vanishing, it worked very well. But there was a problem, the desktop has 2.5TB of extra storage, so I'd like to use the 500GB drive it came with. Problem was that even though there are two bays, there's only a custom SATA cable and caddy for one hard drive. Cheapskates I thought. However it turned out that HP sold them for an exorbitant sum on the web. Then I found these www.newmodeUS.com folks in the US sold it for a more reasonable $49. So I ordered one with only a week to go, fingers crossed, I hoped it reached me in time. It arrived within four days! So now I had both hard drives up and running. One massive problem though, I could not find an option in the bios to change the hard drive boot order, total pain. There doesn't appear to be one there as far as I can see. You can change the boot device, but not which of the hard drives to boot from. The cradles (more like mounts) are both fundamentally different as the bays are accessed differently, which changing the boot drive means opening the bottom panel, removing both drives, exchanging their cradles and then putting them back in. Bit of a pain. Do watch newmodeUS's user guide video if trying this yourself. The bottom panel in is secured only suing the two screws at the front of the machine. However it is metal, and once the screws are removed, or loosened, it feels as if there's a screw under the rubber pad in the middle. I removed the rubber pad, it was quite brittle and cracked, but there was nothing under it. Putting the pad back made the crack disappear, so no harm done. There's a lug on it that holds it in place, so what's needed it is a large amount to pressure to pull it off. Always disconcerting, but it's the only way to get at the drive bay. I realised this by watching the video.

So all was well until.... 

What went wrong?

Before I left, a few days after purchase, I tried my X-Men 3 Blu-ray disc in it, and it kept getting stuck near the end, not responding, and the HP media player thingy freezing. So a few days later I tried my Final Fantasy Advents Children Blu-Ray disc, and it worked fine. So I thought, bad disc, or maybe it just doesn't like it.

Then my sister-in-law wanted to backup a DVD boxset. She'd paid a lot for it, and didn't want to use the originals. Fair enough, so I started to read the discs, but they failed after being 3/4 read. Odd I thought, low quality DVD's? So I tried them in a another machine. No read errors, no problems.

Tried them in the Envy again, not it decided it didn't want to read them at all. However I noticed that half way along the tracks, rather light circles had appeared on the disc. I tried a useless disc I had lying around, the same thing happened. I had now confirmed that it was putting circular scratches on the discs.

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Options.

a) I take it back to Curry's when I get back. They might offer to fix it, which is OK, I won't need it much as I will be reunited with my desktop. But I have this feeling they might offer a refund, which I would not want!

b) Get in touch with HP direct, and ask them to fix it. No idea how HP support works. Will I end up having to pay for posting it? How long would they take? Remember that it came without even a sheet of paper.

c) I buy a drive and put it in myself. Now whereas with most laptop drives are secured using a single screw. This thing has a slot loader where the slot is part of the case's edge, it's a single piece, feels lovely, looks great, and is likely to be an utter pain to open without scratching it's edges. The drives are available for about $70 from Taiwan via eBay (not bad, but buying it would still make more sense than a refund).

d) use an external drive. The return options have the usual pain of what to do with the hard drive, blank it, let them format it for no reason like Acer did. Ideally I would like to keep the hard drive, then can use a spare, sure a multibillion dollar company will have a £25 120GB drive spare for testing computers, no? Well past experience dictates that Acer for example do not. They said they'd refuse to repair it if it wasn't 'complete', my protests were ignored, and despite assuring me they wouldn't, they formatted it and sent it back with its original fault unfixed. Yes I had a backup.

 

Let's ask HP to fix it.

So I go to their website, usual corporate mess, sign up (yes another password and id to remember (thank goodness for lastpass), and raise the issue, the Blu-Ray drive is deader than dead, it likes to scratch discs.

Now, I gave them what appeared to be the serial number on the bottom of the case. Following their guidelines, technically there wasn't one there.

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FR: nisha_hp

Dear 'furbian',

Thank you for contacting HP e-Solutions.

This e-mail is in reference to the case number: xxxxxxxx.

The serial number RCxxxxx2 and the product number WP010EA#ABU of the unit is invalid.

Therefore, in order to provide a complete resolution to this issue, we require the serial number and the product number of the unit. This will help us find all the technical details and the warranty information about of unit.

You could obtain the serial number and the product number of the unit by following any of the three options given below:

1. The serial number and the product number could be obtained from BIOS. (Not applicable if issue with display) 2. The Proof of Purchase or the receipt of the unit will also have this information.

3. You could also locate the serial number at the bottom of the unit on the HP Service Tag.  The serial number is of 10 or 12 alphanumeric characters. These numbers will be pre-fixed with an s/n and a p/n.

'... the warranty information about of unit', I like these, they make me smile, not out of smugness, but it's genuinely amusing. It's not a typo, but someone who can't quite express a concept properly in what is obviously not their native language. The latter isn't always true, it can be the only language they speak well, but it essentially it will be a localised version of English.

So that's not a serial number I gave them, and there's nothing on my receipt, but lo and behold it was there in the BIOS. So I forward this to them. Next I get another question, do I have support contract? If not I am entitled to standard warranty, which requires me to phone an 0845 phone number. Pedantic I know, but the number they gave me was ' +44 0845 601 4795', yes dialled verbatim that extra 0 would stop it from working.

I was rather incensed at this, and, well, decided to let them know:-

If your product is covered under standard warranty or Carepaq
you will need to contact our consumer division on the following
number for support  +44 0845 601 4795.

Comment added: Aug 24, 2011 5:46:25 PM

- by:'furbian' -
Quite disappointed with your response.

You've made a mistake in the phone number, the zero before after the country code needs to be removed.

It seems quite appalling that you are supposedly a technology company (though not one that will be selling PC's soon according to your CEO), yet you will not accept a warranty support request for what is supposedly your flagship laptop by e-mail.

How much are calls to this number, and how long to calls typically take. The last time I had the misfortune of having to call an Indian call centre  (Orange mobile)  the call was costly and took over two hours after being passed between four people.

I am assuming I have standard warranty, not that I have any documentation stating so or otherwise, probably left out to save on costs.

With awful customer service like this, you think you're selling a Mac Book Pro rival? Well you're not. Would help if you used Blu Ray drives that last more than two months for starters.

In disgust.

Their response?

FR: pratibha_shenoy

Dear Customer,

If your product is covered under standard warranty or Carepaq you will need to contact our consumer division on the following number for support  +44 0845 601 4795.

If your product is covered under contract please reply to this e-mail.

Kind Regards,

Customer Service Desk

Feels very 'Asian', we're right, we won't answer any questions, i.e. duration and cost of call, and we'll shut down the entire discussion, because we can. Asian in this context, South Asia and the Middle East where this sort of attitude it common place, I know this from years of experience. I can't speak for the far east, so haven't. Yes, I know me, and knowing that having disallowed the warranty request to be continued on-line, I will now have to make a dreaded call where the call centre staff assume that I'm someone who might be putting in discs upside down or something, and want me to run diagnostics etc. I decided to tell them what I thought of them, and it's a tad rude, and petty I suppose.

So now I will either try to get the ball rolling whilst I'm abroad, by calling the number given, which may cost a bit out here. I suppose I need to spend the time and effort to look up what it would cost to ring an 0845 number from here. Landlines are 1p a minute, so no problem, but mobiles are almost 30p a minute. Or I wait until I get back in about two weeks time.

So as you can see, a good amount of time and effort wasted, because HP stuck a duff drive in this machine. This is relatively trivial fault, so far, wait till I describe my 'laptop graveyard' experiences. A collection of dead or dying laptop, two Acers's (yes you'd think that I'd learn my lesson the first time, but I can be sucker for punishment) and a Sony Vaio. Come to think of it I have only had one laptop drive die on me, and that as a Toshiba unit in my company supplied IBM Thinkpad (yes it was IBM and not Lenovo, so quite some time ago.

May I should just pay the $70 (about £45) and be done with it. Oh, but then I would have to 'put' (read take apart most of machine) it in. I see what HP have to say when I ring them.